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No offence please..................


Enjoy this without thinking too much. The most important is the PS at the
end.


Gujarati Funeral ... Excellent one.

A family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother (Ba)
arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters.

The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space
left in it when they opened the lid; they found a letter on top addressed
to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakantbhai, Arvindbhai, Smitaben and Varsha,

I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be
cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT.

Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body, cans of cheese,

10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam (peanuts) please
divide these among all of you.

On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan.
There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the
sizes are correct.

Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan.

Just distribute the rest among yourselves.

The 2 new Jeans that Ba is wearing are for the boys.

The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.

Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked
for. Please take them off her.

The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided

among my nephews.


Please distribute all these fairly.


Love Smita.

PS: If anything more required let me know soon as Bapuji is also not
feeling too well now a days.
 

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